the road trip, part iii| love story xii

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The third and final part of our road trip story:

Destination.

You never forget your first Subaru. Particularly when your first Subaru’s head gasket cracks in the middle of nowhere, it begins belching like a dyspeptic 83 year old, the engine overheats and it leaves you stranded at a Midas in 110 degree weather. Particularly when you have to empty all of your earthly belongings onto a shop floor, haggle with a used car salesman, sell the stupid thing (which is barely running) and buy an older, more reliable car (Chevy. Like a rock).

Particularly when it plays big part in showing you that this boy you’re having a fling with is, in fact, quite an incredible human being. When it shows you that he is kind, and calm, and worth trusting to the ends of the earth… or at least the really, really hot middle parts.

So, there we were in Sheridan, Wyoming. We offloaded all of our stuff, I took up guard duty, and Drew headed next door to buy a new car. Just another sunny summer afternoon in the desert.

Fast-forward: we found a rockin’ green Chevy truck (complete with a cap, so our stuff didn’t fly away), Drew somehow managed to sell the Subaru for barely less than he bought it for, talked the dealer way down in price on the new truck, and we re-packed our stuff and headed on our merry way.

The truck just so happened to have a manual transmission, and I just so happened to be the only one who knew how to drive such a vehicle. I gladly hopped behind the wheel and drove us out of Wyoming and into Montana. Drew quickly picked up the stick-shift know-how, and was soon ready to take over.

Driving through Montana was easily one of my favourite parts of the trip. As the sun set and darkness descended upon us, we watched dueling lightning storms on either side of the highway, while wind buffeted the truck from all angles. We napped at a rest stop, rejoicing in the fact that we could actually stretch out on the truck seat, and Drew took us straight out of Montana. My one regret is that we missed most of the incredible sights that this beautiful state has to offer, as we made most of the trek at night. Ah, well. That just means we will have to pay a proper visit someday.

As Western Montana and Idaho passed us by, we entered into a state of hapless, helpless, exhausted delirium which only such trips can induce.

We crossed into the great brown expanse that is Eastern Washington, and I heartily begged Drew not to make a snap judgment of my fair state until he had seen her much prettier side. But, there was Jack-in-the-Box. Oh, Jack-in-the-Box… how we had pined for their filthy, dirty, unhealthy deliciousness all of our months at Hallmark. Those three greasy, cheesy tacos? Totally worth driving 3,000 miles across country for.

I-90 flew by, and at last, we made it to Seattle.
Over to Bainbridge Island.
And finally… Poulsbo, Our (not-so) final destination.

We arrived, stunned. We slept. We celebrated the 4th of July. Then, a few short days afterward, we prepared for the next step in our journey…

We talked life, we talked futures, we talked next-steps. We had no money, no jobs, no idea what direction to take our lives. What we did have was a couple cameras, a serious passion, and a brand-new love that we had a suspicion might just be worth fighting for. Should he move to California and start his career? Should I’d stay in Washington to work and save up money? Should we throw caution to the wind and venture down to the great barren south together? At that time, all I knew was that I could trust him.

No matter where life took us, no matter how we got there, if I had this man by my side, everything would be just fine.

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the road trip, part ii | love story xi

If you’ve been following our love story, you will have noticed sprinkled allusions to Wyoming, the roadtrip, the breakdown, etc.

TV’s off? Cell phone’s away? Snacks within arm’s reach?

Okay, here’s part two. The part that we like to call…

Disaster.

So, we’re on the road. It’s hot. It’s dry.  It’s barren. It’s lonely.

Must be South Dakota.

The sun burst over the horizon, beginning what was a beautiful day, dust and all. That sunrise was one that permanently imprinted itself on my memory. Whenever wanderlust takes me, whenever I dream of being “on the road”, going wherever it may take me, I still feel that sunrise on my face. I taste the crappy gas station coffee, I ache with the sensation of freedom, of possibility, of adventure.

The coffee was particularly terrible that morning, but it did the trick. Drew and I were ready to face day number three, buzzed on caffeine and high on life.

Thus it began, innocently at first. It appeared, standing alone on a desolate stretch of Interstate 90. “Hark!” it told us, “Wall Drug Approacheth!”

“What is Wall Drug?” we wondered politely. Ah well, we will find out soon enough.

South Dakota meandered onward. But wait, another sign! “Wall Drug!” it encouraged us, “Forget the road to enlightenment! Come here instead!”

“That’s nice, but where is Wall Drug?” we asked the ether. No one answered.

At least 15 signs for Wall Drug later, we decided to take a detour to see Mount Rushmore (that’s a thing that people do, right?). To be fair, Drew decided to take a detour to see Mount Rushmore, as I was unceremoniously passed out in the front seat at the pivotal decision making moment. What to say about Rushmore? It’s large, rocky, and curiously shaped like the faces a couple of our country’s most famous leaders.

Seriously though, where is Wall Drug?

After what seemed like a lifetime (seriously, I think South Dakota stole most of our youth) and a hastily scrounged meal from Subway (one notch up from that roadkill Bucko is scraping off his truck grate as we speak), afternoon passed us by, the mountains loomed, and we crossed into Wyoming.

Wyoming. Must be nice this time of year.

We crossed several miles of non-descript wasteland. The rumor is: when you’re tearing down I-90, just trying to reach your destination, you miss a lot of beautiful national parks. This is an oversight that the current day Drew and Tasha fully plan to rectify, with slightly more time and money handy.

Memories from the road in Wyoming become a bit garbled at this point (ever heard of retrograde amnesia?), but I clearly recall paying a visit to a rather terrifying taco joint just outside one of the aforementioned national parks. If you’re wondering whether or not Wyoming is the best place in the world to eat tacos… it is not.

Perhaps those tacos served as some sort of cheesy harbingers of doom, because it was just after we ate them that things started to really go south. The Subaru, Drew’s beloved car that would “absolutely make it 3,000 miles across the country!” began to overheat. This was less of a “Hey honey, let’s throw some water in the coolant tank” overheating, and more of a “Get out your gas masks and combat helmets, cause this sh*t’s gonna explode” overheating.

So, like reasonable adults, we stopped, got a quick tuneup, and found a hotel for the night. Bed. Sleep. Shower. Shave. Those words had never been more glorious to us. We slept, trusting to the good people of Wyoming to not steal everything we owned out of the overstuffed Subaru.

We woke the next morning to warm sunshine and a steadily rising heat. We climbed into the car and set off. Before we knew it, it was time to stop for gas again. The first available gas station was straight out of an old western movie (if they had gas stations), complete with dust, wind, a few tumbleweeds, and a charmingly run down old shack that may have been a store at some point. Drew got out of the car to investigate, and to offer money to any human or machine to present itself. Neither did. I remained in the car, and soon noticed an old man, leering at me from across the way. This wasn’t your typical leering. This was loathsome, licentious, lecherous leering. Somewhere deep in my gut, I felt my dignity curl up into a ball and let out a pitiful whimper. It was wholly unclear who this man was, or why he was posted up at an old-fashioned gas station, waiting for eligible young women to leer at, but Drew noticed as well. Seeing no apparent way to obtain the illusive gas, he promptly got back into the car, and we hauled ass out of there, leaving the desire for fuel back with our creepy new friend.

All chivalry aside, it turns out that Subarus need gas to operate (or at least they did back then), and gas stations in Wyoming are few and far between. Some miles down the road and just past a sign that read “Next gas station: 30 miles. Suckers.”, the car sputtered and died.

There we were, stranded on the side of the road in Nowhere, Wyoming. Time passed, and the engine remained extremely hot, not aided at all by the 110 degree summer heat. We could see nothing for miles around, save for a few lonely travelers, all of whom seemed think we were merely taking a siesta, or communing with the buzzards. Finally, one kind soul pulled over, her shiny, clean SUV sporting an Oregon license plate. Chalk another one up for the fine folk of Portlandia. Our savior offered us a ride to the nearest gas station, but as Drew and I didn’t feel comfortable leaving the Subaru stuffed full of our belongings behind, we had to split up. Operating on the “don’t make your girlfriend get in cars with strangers” notion, Drew climbed into Kind Lady’s car and they set off, leaving me to my sweaty, sticky demise.

Here, I had two choices. One: stay inside the car. Even with the windows rolled down, I would quickly suffocate. Two: stand outside the car, frying in the heat, but catching a spare bit of breeze here and there. I decided on the latter, cleverly squashing myself into the car’s very small noontime shadow. Feeling more dramatic than I had since my 16th birthday, I called my parents and bemoaned my pitiful situation, telling them that I loved them dearly, but I probably wasn’t going to make it out of this alive. They calmed and comforted, but being unable to send any sort of high-tech air support, remained helpless.

After what felt like three days, Drew arrived back at the car, filled up the tank, and we set off once again. Crisis averted, right?

Wrong.

No more than 5 minutes passed, and the Subaru began to overheat, this time, with a vengeance. We pulled over once again. Drew took a look under the hood. Whatever he saw, it wasn’t pretty.

After giving the engine ample time to rest, and allowing the sun to wreck some serious havoc on our pasty white visages, we reversed course and headed back to Sheridan, Wyoming.

The Subaru, feebly tottering on its last legs, belched like a dyspeptic 80-year-old, croaked, and died as we coasted into a Midas parking lot. The head gasket had split. To those non-mechanically oriented readers, this reads as “Congratulations on your new home in the middle of nowhere!”

So, we offloaded all of our personal effects into a corner of the Midas auto shop, and took stock of our situation. As much as we are the cattle ropin’, cowboy hat wearin’, tobacco chewin’, tramp-stamp sportin’ type of couple (sarcasm), we decided that this was not the place for us, and that we would have to find some way to get ourselves and all of our belongings back to Washington.

Option One: Leave everything behind, catch a flight to SEA-TAC, and start life over with no car, no belongings.
Option Two: Pay through the nose to rent a U-Haul truck, keep belongings, drive to Washington. Return truck. No car.
Option Three: Wander through one of Sheridan’s three conveniently placed used car dealerships and find a new car. Drive to Washington. Keep belongings. Keep car.

Option Three won.

Oh, and if you’re wondering if we ever found Wall Drug... you can stop wondering.
Some things are best left a mystery.

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*some events in this story may have been slightly altered, not necessarily for dramatic effect, but more because I can’t remember in what order everything happened. cut me some slack, it was 5 years ago. 

the road trip, part I | love story X

If you’ve been following our love story, you will have noticed sprinkled allusions to Wyoming, the roadtrip, the breakdown, etc. 

Are you ready? All buckled up?

This is it.

The Road Trip. Or, as we like to call it, “3,000 miles to Jack-in-the-Box.”

A story like this needs to be broken up into several parts. With photos. And snack breaks. Probably a nap or two. We’ll organize things as follows:

*Departure.
*Disaster.
*Destination.

I like to think of this arc as the pinnacle, the pivotal plot point, the climax of our story. It’s actually not, but we’ll pretend for now.

Departure.

I am some strange mish mosh of quiet, content homebody, and crazy restless adventurer. Starting back in my teenaged years, I developed a passion and an undeniable draw to the romance of the open road. The motion, the movement, that sense of pushing, pushing the road past; I was obsessed. I clung to the idea that I was getting away from here, wherever here was, and that I was going somewhere, wherever where was.

So, that fateful day in Hallmark commercial studio, when Drew approached me, crazy idea in hand, I was hooked. Yes, I thought. Anywhere but here. Add a cute boy to the equation, and I had found myself a screamin’ deal.

The end of June ‘10 had arrived. We packed up all of our earthly belongings, mercilessly stuffed them into/onto Drew’s Subaru Legacy, bid adieu to some of the finest people we’d ever met, and hit the road.

The plan was to drive across this good ol’ country of ours, east coast to (almost) west. Massachusetts to Phoenix. We began in Miller’s Falls. Drove south through Connecticut. Into Pennsylvania. Then, at some point in Pennsylvania (which is way larger than you’d think), we completely changed our minds and decided to go north to Washington instead. The plan was to make it out to my home state by July 4th, to take part in the festivities. We had almost a week to accomplish this. Easy enough, right? We headed toward I-90, and things started getting interesting.

It began pouring down rain.

I know, I know. Rain isn’t that dramatic. But you must understand that when I say pouring, I don’t mean raining. I mean, Good Lord, someone up there must be draining out the bathtub, because I can’t see 3 inches in front of me pouring.

I mean, we could see our own world perfectly reflected in the roadway because there was so much water on it, pouring.

The Subaru started to overheat. We pulled over on some desolate stretch of Pennsylvania highway and poured the first of what would be an inordinate amount of coolant into the engine. You know that stomach knot that forms when inevitable doom approaches? See here, the first flutterings. On the other hand, those may have been because we were pulled over right at the gaping maw of a menacing copse of trees, and I was having visions of roadside hobos (if it can happen in Vermont, it can happen anywhere).

Flashback: when we took the car in for its pre-road trip tune up, I, in all my haughty cleverness, made some slight about how the car probably wouldn’t make it all the way across the country. Open mouth. Insert foot. Close mouth.

We drove on.

The first night passed slowly. You never quite understand the void of nothingness until you’ve taken a 2am-5am driving shift through the middle of nowhere, while your partner snores peacefully in the passenger seat. We finally made it through Pennsylvania and into Ohio, just as the sun awoke. We stopped, ate some nondescript breakfast, and somehow found the energy to continue on, mostly fueled by an all consuming desire to get off the east coast.

Next up? Indiana. Here’s where we started to notice an interesting trend: the further west we drove, the nicer people got. Small changes, slight differences, but it becomes apparent when you frequent the gas stations, fast food joints, and rest stops of the world. We felt encouraged, we must be on the right track.

Turns out, Indiana is home to a lot of corn. Which is fine. Boring, even... until you get to drive through fields of it in the pouring rain, with lightning striking all around you. Then it becomes epic. Well done, Indiana, you made corn epic.

Illinois yielded much of the same, including more storms. Wisconsin yielded our first trip to a Piggly Wiggly (ironically, an item on my list of things to accomplish in life), a whole lot of heat, and my first in-car sunburn. Minnesota showed us a whole lot of kindness, especially from the pseudo Canadian accent sporting residents, one of whom worked at McDonalds, and gave us free pie. The sun set on our second day, driving through Minnesota farmland.

That night, as Drew slept, we entered South Dakota. Or should I say, South. Dakota. The gentle hills and rolling fields grew up into dark, menacing mountains, then dropped completely away. Things began to feel empty, and, if we’re being honest, creepy. Exhaustion took over, and we stopped for the night. Now, if we had been normal people, who had things like sensibility and money, we would have grabbed a motel. Sporting neither of those, we pulled into a rest stop and slept, crunched in our seats, slouched against the windows, and ungracefully draped across the front, with the e-brake relentlessly digging into places it really didn’t belong.

The night passed. The day dawned. And sh*t hit the fan. 

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